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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:53am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:33am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:34am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:26am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:09am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:33am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:25am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:51am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:16am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:04am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:04am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:20am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 7:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:36am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:55am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:49am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:24am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:04am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:15am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 7:21am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:34am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:31am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:25am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:33am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:22am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:50am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:49am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:48am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:09am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:34am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:35am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:35am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 8:45am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:33am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:33am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:18am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:22am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:22am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:57pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:33am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:26am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:34am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:06am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:07am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:16am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:55am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:37am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:47am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:25am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:24am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:15am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:32pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:07am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 9:08am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 7:11am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:54am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:34am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:35am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:50am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:01am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:06am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:42am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:23am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:21am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:22am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:12am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:07am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 14 May @ 2:24pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:41am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 2:19am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 10:46am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:07am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 1:52pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 6:46am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 10:32am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 5:43am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:56am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 7:15am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:43am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:43am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:24am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:01am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 6:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:01am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:43am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:16am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:24am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:23am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:19am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:24am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:21am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:21am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:26am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:31am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:04am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:40am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:16pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:16am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:01am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:53pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:42am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:07pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:38am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:01am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 1:06am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:53am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 7:44am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:53am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:53am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:15am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:16am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:18am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:29am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:15am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:16am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:18am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:49am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 7:15am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 8:55am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:09am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:19am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 8:55am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:49am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 4:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:50am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:09am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 3:37am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:42am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 9:35am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 6:41am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:47am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:23pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:19am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:57am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:45am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:26am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:03pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:29am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 9:47am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:55am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 9:50am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:47am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:18am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:57pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:06am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:03am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:46am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:38am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:38am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:40am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:46am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:52am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:50am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:55am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:20am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:54am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:25am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:13pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:09am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:42am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:33am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:06am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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