It's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide - I get a nice clear view of the colon prostate and the coccyx, and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥'em all the way up to the palm right up the butt-♥♥♥♥, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot.

Bastion is a way of life for me. I never change my character ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poo poo on my peter, and a lotta ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥, from stickin it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

My least favorite character is the Soldier guy. He is not very powerful. Special move, honestly is one of the worst in the game and so he comes equipped with this helix rocket and only takes about 3 or 4 clips to actually execute a kill so doesn’t really come in handy, even if you come from the side.

My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.

this man ate my son

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? Not only did you scam me my Karambit Crimson Web (4 webs playside, 3 webs backside) but you also hacked into my PC and encrypted a keylogger into it. You think malwarebytes wouldn't pick that up? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. I can't believe I trusted you. --------rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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