Big Bill Hell's Cars
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♥♥♥♥ you, Baltimore!

If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's cars!

Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!

If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass!

It's our belief that you're such a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you'll fall for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll ♥♥♥♥ her! That's right, we'll ♥♥♥♥ your wife!

Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's, the home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!

How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

Don't wait, don't delay, don't ♥♥♥♥ with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!

Only at Big Bill Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to ♥♥♥♥ off!

Hurry up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Go to hell! Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the state of Maryland! Guaranteed!

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