It all started at a pet-co when i was bought on half price due to my raging habit of eating the food. Little did I know the guy who bought me lived in the sewers. I ran for my life, or at least as fast as my small rodent feet could carry me. I soon made it to a wonderful place to call home. You could even say my kingdom. oh wait this is supposed to be about dirt man, he ight i guess

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

well what can i say. the first place i met this guy was in the sewers, and i don't mean that in a rude manner i just mean i literally met dirt man dan in the sewers; he lives there. there i saw the sewer rat king in all of his glory: drinking a slurpie. it was blueberry i think, circle k brand. 8/10 guy even though he extorted my wallet and pants.

*spams and scams* (After 4 years of trial and errror the lenny has been defeated and I can now spam and scam to my hearts content.) [Spcam}

(งಠ益ಠ)ง This is Lenny. Post this so he can defend your profile from spammers and scammers