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and sell it as fertilizer.
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What we Are is God's gift to us.
What we Become is our gift to God.
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Jack-and-Jill Party:
A Squire tradition; baby showers to which both men and
women friends are invited as opposed to only women. Doubled
purchasing power of bisexual attendance brings gift values up to
Eisenhower-era standards.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
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When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at
you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Quality Control, n.:
The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off
a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
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