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"No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it."
-- C. Schulz
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After the stampede the artist Three Solid Frogs got to his feet, retrieved
his brush from his nostril, pulled his easel out of a tree, and tried to
think placid thoughts.
(Interesting Times)
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I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.
-- Gellett Burgess
I've never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But from the milk we're getting now
There certainly must be one
-- Odgen Nash
Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"
I'm sorry now I wrote it
But I can tell you anyhow
I'll kill you if you quote it.
-- Gellett Burgess, many years later
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Soldiers who wish to be a hero
Are practically zero,
But those who wish to be civilians,
They run into the millions.
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