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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 5.41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 7.20

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 5.46

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 7.28

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 5.51

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 6.22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 7.15

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 12.20

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 23.28

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 22.3.2021 klo 9.25

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 22.3.2021 klo 10.21

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 7.23

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 14.04

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 22.3.2021 klo 8.50

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 13.21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 22.3.2021 klo 9.15

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 6.4.2021 klo 4.14

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 22.3.2021 klo 10.27

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 6.4.2021 klo 4.19

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 13.19

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 11.22

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 6.4.2021 klo 4.29

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 13.39

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 6.17

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 22.3.2021 klo 8.29

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 13.02

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 5.38

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 14.07

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 6.4.2021 klo 5.15

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 6.4.2021 klo 4.19

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 6.17

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 6.33

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 6.50

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 5.35

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 6.20

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 5.33

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 6.25

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 11.35

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 22.3.2021 klo 10.15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 6.07

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 17.4.2023 klo 11.09

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 13.11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 19.3.2021 klo 12.37