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Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,
when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
to the "W" on the dial.
Moral:
He who has a Tates is lost!
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I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!
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Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them
seemed to come from Texas.
-- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"
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I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet,
so I took his shoes.
-- Dave Barry
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Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which
side I'm on.
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The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.
-- Oscar Wilde
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The best things in life go on sale sooner or later.
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Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
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