unid
unid   Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
 
SHES NOT A WOLF SHES A JACKAL
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you look lonely
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wheres luxury condo, wheres sports car, wheres barbara with big tities, and stephannie who sucks like a vaccum?
the devil shivers when a nice guy loses his temper

-age: old enough to know better

-sex: many times actually :sunglasses:

-relationship status: she lives in my head the whispers are getting louder

the sinai peninsula belongs to israel

did you know that john lenon beat his wife??? johgn klennon yeah the beetle guy??? yeah he hti his wife did you know that he hit his wife yeah?"??? john lennon was faf wife beat???? did you know???? john lennon peace love not peace love!

pepper spray wont stop me

-oh my goodness gracious
my fursona is a way to cope with the fact that women dont like me

you are not immune to propaganda, I HOWEVER, am, i am very immune to propaganda, none of it works on me

-cars owned
1998 toyota corolla - died on the side of a us highway because the piece of ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ burned all its oil before i had a chance to change it
2007 volkswagen rabbit - best golf generation, ♥♥♥♥ the mk4, ♥♥♥♥ the mk6

twenty years in the can, i wanted manicotti, i compromised. i ate grilled cheese of the radiator. i wanted to ♥♥♥♥ a woman, i compromised. i jacked off into a tissue.
-list of my idols
Aiden Pearce
Patrick Bateman
Walter White
Tony Soprano
Ryan Gosling in any film he's been in idk ive never seen any of them
The Fight Club Guy idk i didnt see that movie either
Tony Montana
Niko Bellic
Joker (2019)
Anton Chigurh
William Foster from Falling Down

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Walter junior, you're my big man. There are... there are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.

-pc specs
case: too poor for a case, my pc parts lay sprawled out on the carpet
cpu: little vietnamese boy doing calculations with my ti84
gpu: um akshually graphics arent all that matters in a game, as an intellectual like myself i am well aware of the other better parts of games like the story. speaking of story have you ever played the last of us 2??????
ram: hahahaha protogens ate it all!! get it!!! protogen computer!!!!! PROTOGENS ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUNNY HAHAHA (if you are a protogen please dont speak to me)
ssd: i cant think of anything funny to put here, just laugh and pretend i said something funny
hdd: 1 terabyte of the one place that hasnt been corrupted by capitalism, space
mobo: Asus ROG Strix B550-F
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Boomer 17 Nov @ 1:48am 
have an offer for ya, added mate.
Ganaya 13 Nov @ 9:22am 
great game, buddy
OrbitingAncient 8 Nov @ 7:10pm 
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Mikakinos 14 Oct @ 9:12am 
+rep Amazing AK skills💥
Jack
🎄Compass rose❄ Lilwenn 15 Sep @ 5:17am 
WOLF :pride_smirk: