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\/\/\/ I was there

I mean this one time i launched my car into a ditch similar to how elo musk yote his at mars

Hey guys wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they’ve built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once that I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I’m sayin don’t put me in a morgue you know what I’m about. ♥♥♥♥. Anyway I couldn’t eat any ♥♥♥♥♥ in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended, sorta like what Scott Baio is doing in the video. Alright ♥♥♥♥ all you guys I’m out.

Actually in a recent scientific study conducted by Harvard University, it was established that 100% of homosexual are, in fact, gay. For me, this was a shocking revelation that completely changed my mindset about homosexuals. I'm not sure if I can support their rights anymore after this.

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