If you were to be assaulted and murdered tomorrow, I would very likely not be attending the funeral without breaking a United States of America law (or laws), as I would be incarcerated for killing your assailant in retaliation for what he had done to you.

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We are true friends.
We stand by each other.
We end by each other.
Post this ASCII gun (shooting a bullet) on the profiles of everybody you care about, including myself assuming you do care. See how many you get, and if you happen to get 13, then you fall under the requirements of being a true friend, as viewed by modern society.