hey kitten, my discord nitro is about to expire. renew it for daddy. thanks.

tobey please answer my whatsapp messages... we haven't replied in 30 minutes... I miss you...
- Your Boy Wife Lover Husband

hello sir may I have job please?
here is my cv:
- am cute
- easily startled
- Creator of Group Farting Simulator 2013
- Winner of the 2013 GOTY for Group Farting Simulator 2013

also the big cat name is gonzo

Day 478:
A couple more days before I can start running again... I haven't seen him in a while but I know he will show up again. I'm so hungry... so thristy... I can't keep living like this anymore. Once he is gone I will be free... No more teammates to psychoanalyse... No more clones or pretenders... No more jobs... No more red. That shady ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spaceman. I didn't like him from the moment I saw him. I still can't get the image out of head... Purple's dead body. It was just bone... I know it was him I tried to convince them, but that wouldn't listen... He was gas lighting them... and now when they catch me... I'm going to be... No no they'll surely come to their senses. Yea, they were my crew. We were inseparable. There is a suspicious impostor among us.

this guy... there is something off about him... I can't put my finger on it... hmmmm he seems fake? somehow? how does a person seem fake? I do not understand why but I am certain of it. This man is suspicious. He has definitely done something... but what did he do? hmmm I don't think this is the same person I've known for years. The person in control of this account is an impostor. There is an impostor among us. electronics department, sus, vent, amogus, meeting room, tasks.