the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 0 skill 0 hoes 0 ♥♥♥♥♥ 0 earnings italian ive ever encountered on my wise 5528 days on a planet we call earth, which this idiot is clearly not familiar with. Yk, since the day i was born, i thought i would go through only one, if not 2 existential crisess, but this so called yuri tarded proved me very wrong, oh how very very wrong. Within 30 minutes of our train game, which i now call the game of pure hell, i suffered several brain haemorrhages and 5 existential crisess. This so called human is; number 1 not from this planet, and number 2 extremely horrible at cs, genuinely an 8 year old who has no hands is better than this ♥♥♥♥♥♥. For the love of God, please jump, as this will be one less idiot on the planet, and most importantly one less extraterrestrial italian. please take my advice into consideration as this wont only help me get the severe hospital visit i now desperately need but will also help others not go through the vile pain i have experienced. ♥♥♥♥ u

"PLS-A PLS-A GET AWAY FROM-A ME-A!" he whimpered, raising a white flag. "WHY YOU ATTACK-A ME?"

"BENITO MUSSOLINI," One of the Nazis began to say, handcuffing him and pulling him upwards into an idle stand, "You're under arrest for murdering the Fuehrer."

A "MURDERING HIM?" Benito gasped, his jaw quite literally hitting the ground and looking very goofy. The Nazis thought this was hilarious and shoved some pasta into his gaping mouth and then took a selfie with it along with the caption "Ich wünschte du wärst hier, Adolf!" Now, the only two languages I speak are Globglogabgalab and English, but thanks to the power of imagination I am able to translate this into "Wishing you were here, Adolf!" You're welcome, reader.

"I LOVED HIM-A LIKE-A HE WAS-A MY FATHER, I-"

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Not only does Greg struggle in the game, but he also gets no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. His poor performance and lackluster personality make it hard for anyone to take him seriously. While others are out there charming their way through life, Greg seems to be stuck in his own world of failures. It’s no surprise that he’s single—who would want to deal with someone who can’t even win a match?

Whoa, an Italian Deadlock lover?! 🇮🇹🎮 I guess pasta and pixelated warfare go hand in hand! 🍝💥 I can only imagine how you strategize while sipping on espresso like a true mastermind ☕😏. Are you planning to take over the world, one match at a time, or just perfecting your ‘fancy Italian hand gestures’ in-game? 😂 Keep those epic plays coming! 🕹️✨ Can't wait to see your next ‘world domination’ move! (No pressure, of course! 😜)

🇮🇹🎮 Mamma mia! What is this?! 😱 Watching you play CS is like watching a pizza burn in the oven! 🍕🔥 Your aim is as crooked as an Italian street! 😩 Are you using a spaghetti noodle as a controller? 🍝🤔

Every time you take a shot, I’m praying for a miracle! 🙏🎯 It’s like you’re trying to hit a moving target in a pasta factory! 🚀🍝 You’re serving more L’s than an Italian restaurant serves lasagna! 🍽️💔

Do you even know how to use the map? 🗺️ Because you seem lost in more ways than one! 😂 It’s like you’re playing hide and seek with your team—except you’re always hiding! 👀🏃‍♂️

Please, for the love of pasta, watch a tutorial! 📚🍝 You’ve got potential, but right now it’s like watching a tragic opera! 🎭 Buona fortuna, amico! 🍀 Just remember: aim for the head, not the sauce! 🍅🎉