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1 person found this review helpful
3,590.7 hrs on record (1,410.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☑ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long long man
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ ARK: Survival Ascended

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Posted 28 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.9 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Only 17 Weapons at launch. Servers unplayable.
Posted 23 September, 2023.
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10,638.1 hrs on record (4,912.0 hrs at review time)
Buy It they said, it has dinosaurs they said, WONT PLAY LONG THEY SAID. Now i have a masters degree in ark and i can tell u dont buy it.
Posted 10 May, 2020. Last edited 6 March, 2023.
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1,681.4 hrs on record (76.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good Game
Posted 22 December, 2018.
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112.3 hrs on record (29.3 hrs at review time)
Added alot of stuff since release still kinda feels like singleplayer but its fun
Posted 8 October, 2016. Last edited 24 February, 2021.
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