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" Pee did the file? Nah, i'm vegan. "
" A man comes home to find his wife crying and packing her bags. “What’s wrong, honey?” he asked her. “I’m going home to mother!” she shouted. “Why?! But I love you!” he said earnestly, imagining a bleak future without her. Between sobs she blurted, “I found out you’re a… a… you’re a PEDOPHILE!” “My,” he said, impressed, “that’s an awfully big word for a 9 year old!” "

" Everytime my girlfriend and I go to a theme park, people always seem to come up to her and ask loads of questions. And ofcourse I get a little jealous that everybody always is giving her lots of attention. I try to not let it get to me, but yesterday, I couldn't just pretend it didn't bother me. So I told the guy: Listen buddy. She doesn't need your help getting on the roller coaster! She's 11, not retarded! "
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Nigward 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm 
pretty handsome guy, 10/10 would ♥♥♥♥ again <3
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