💔 Oh, bless his heart, but this one’s a handful! I've played with farm animals that have more sense than he does with a gun. 🐓 Every game, he's slower than molasses on a cold day and loud as a rooster at sunrise. Spent half the match complainin’ about his ping, his gun, his allergies, and Lord knows what else. Wouldn’t trust him to water my begonias, much less cover me in B site. 😩

And don’t get me started on his smokes – throws 'em like he’s chuckin’ corn to the chickens! 🌽

Play with him if you’ve got the patience of a saint and a high pain tolerance. Otherwise, honey, you'd be better off herdin' cats.

ADHD player xd

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