"That ain't no big iron in my hootches boy-ah."

"Best lacquer me up real good....we wouldn't want any 'splinters' now would we? hue hue"

"I got a 'bush' you wookies can hide in "

"This boy-toy wants to play. Rough. Sexual Style "

"I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rape u"

-Big Log Woody