Do not add me if i do not know you or for trade/RP purposes.

I swear, every conversation with you is like taking a different potent drug, you get high on all of them but they are all unique in their own way. -Cassius

"Give me the centipede." "i'ed like a omlete, plain and a chicken salad sandwhich on wheat toast" no mayo no lettus and a cup of coffe..........."
☣☣☣☣ >I repeat am not selling my TF2 Item's or tradeing them<

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WR-fwSC_aoQ/UR46WT0ULoI/AAAAAAAATjo/1vLn907i7fw/s1600/Shrek-Mouth--35056.jpg
"Im putting this on here for certain reasons" IF i add you and you accept it and you unfriend me in a few days-to a few weeks for something i have no idea,then you shouldent of added me............bacon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jYZ3hFq8sI
i dare you mofo.................


(´・ω・)っ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 @ X)--(° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡°) "Nope"













"Heavy...how do i make sandvitch?...ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A CUP OF FLOUR...ADD IT TO THE MIX!...NOW JUST TAKE A LITTLE SOMETHING SWEET, NOT SOUR...A BIT OF SALT. JUST A PINCH!...BAKING THESE TREATS IS SUCH A SINCH!...ADD A TEASPOON OF BOLOGNA!...ADD A LITTLE MORE AND YOU COUNT TO FOUR...AND YOU NEVER GET YOUR FILLA!!!....sandvitch! SO MOIST AND DELISCHOUS~ SANDVITCH! IM COMING FOR YOU! SANVITCH SANDVITCH SANDVITCH SANDVITCH!.......This did not just happen..."



"HEY ICECREAM MAN, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Anthropomorphic Cobra! HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU DOIN'? So tell me, are you kids on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way home from school or something like that? ♥♥♥♥! Why don't you two buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hotdog from me, Mr. Abcmanx12! Come on baby, don't be cruel you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cowboy! Tell you what, I'll give you the Abcmanx6 Special with a ton of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LSD and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mtn dew to go with those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hotdogs, and sell you a pair of them for 50000 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Yen! How do you like those bargains, ♥♥♥♥♥!? A-♥♥♥♥-YOU-VERY-MUCH-AH! Hey, are you High tonight you Dumb-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-arse-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Spider ? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOTDOGS FOR SALE, ♥♥♥♥ YEAH!"



dude i really had to know....Grape soda or lime?.......................





























































On the first day of Christmas
Chef Ramsay yelled at me:
12 DONKEYS ARE IN MY KITCHEN!
11 CUSTOMERS ARE WAITING!
10 WELLINGTONS ARE BURNING!
9 RISSOTO'S ARE UNDER!
8 BASS ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAW!
7 DONKEYS HAVE LEFT MY KITCHEN!
6 LAMB CHOPS ARE COOKED BEAUTIFULLY!
5 CUSTOMERS ARE STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WAITING!
4 SCALLOPS FEEL LIKE RUBBER!
3 DONKEYS ARE ON FIRE!
2 DONKEYS AREN'T ON FIRE!
1 PISSED OFF CHEF RAMSAY!
AND OH FOR ♥♥♥♥♥ SAKE! WHERE'S MY LAMBSAUUUUUCE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWyuc-tLrmc
This is why we love syvelon XD

"Who lives in a smoke grenade under a Ammo box?!
"Venom Snake Rambo Norris!
"As op as he is As powerful as his chin fist!
" *Chants venom snake rambo norris over and over*
" Guy: ♥♥♥♥♥ shut up
" Narrator: After this man told Venom Snake Rambo Norris to shut up, He was never seen or heard from again....Some people think norris killed him....Some people think he ran away....No one knows....But anyone who goes by his house always sees something stareing out at them...who knows what VSRN did to that man....Its a Legend waiting to be discovered....~ The tales of the Abcman."



http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483071157716.webm when trump attacks