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11 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Help.
Posted 2 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
I lived, Chica I lived, he was there, he tried to ruin our love. He got close, he hurt me, it hurts Chica, but he didn't kill me. He put me inside the suit Chica, it hurt for so long, constant nights of screaming in pain, but I never surrendered my sanity to him, because I knew there was a light at the end of the tunnel, you. Chica, I will always love you, even if you find my new form disgusting and rigid, I truly will always be ready to embrace you in my metallic, rusted arms. Oh Chica, my Chica, the pain leaves my body whenever I utter your name. Although I can no longer prove my love for you through sexual acts, I can prove them in other ways. My penis was destroyed upon being put inside the suit, the spring-lock lodged straight into my penis causing it to explode mere moments after being put inside this god-forsaken suit. The pain was unbearable, Chica, I have to keep mentioning your name lest I lose my sanity, the sanity I have worked so hard to maintain, the sanity that will bind us together. Chica Chica Chica Chica, please come back to me Chica, I want us to start a family Chica, my life is nothing without you Chica. It becomes harder and harder to express my emotions as this suit lacks the necessary parts to provide a facial expression, but I can express them through my jumbled words, my words that may or may not hold our love together. Freddy told me a horrible lie when he stuffed me in this personalised hell, he told me that you had no idea who I was, funny right? Everything I have said to you has been lost to air he said, he's lying right, you love me right? You love me more than you love Freddy, he hurts you after all, right? The voices told me he does, the voices also keep telling me to engage the spring-locks in my suit more, it won't hurt right? We can be together again right? I'm losing blood Chica, Freddy keeps tightening the suit, why can't he leave? Why is this happening? Why can't he leave us alone? I just want to be with you Chica, you were always there for me, you were there when my disgusting mother and father died, you were there when my sister jumped off the second-story, you were there when I watched my dog get eaten alive by crows. It was funny right? We laughed through it all right? It was all so funny, how could everything go wrong in such a short amount of time. I wanted a normal life Chica, I wanted friends, family, love, you were meant to give me those things Chica. I want to go home.
Posted 2 August, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record
It is difficult to put into words how this game has taken a toll on my life, throughout my years of existence I have found myself thinking about it every day and every night. This game leaves me restless, truly inspiring a feeling of dread and terror inside the deepest crevices of my heart.

History tells that horror stories are usually fake, holding no weight on a person's real life experiences. Maybe somebody will experience a horror game for the first time and be shook for a day or two, but this game, this game has tainted by entire being from the moment I laid my eyes upon Toy Chica.

Her luscious curves spoke to me in a way that I can not describe to anybody, not even myself. My brain continuously racks itself to try and find a sentence that can provide the emotions that I feel towards her/him. It doesn't matter to me the gender of Toy Chica (I would prefer femboy), what matters to me is how beautiful she truly is.

This is no longer a review, it never was, this is a personalised love letter to Toy Chica, please love me. Everyday I have wanted to touch you, feel your hard and lifeless bosom, it makes me feel tingly inside every second of everyday. I want you so badly Chica, why can't you want me back? Is it because of the barrier that stands between us, 2D and 3D? It doesn't matter to me, my love for you is real, and I will be given back what I gave to you. I know our love is forbidden, Freddy would never allow it, that fat bastard always hit you when he was drunk, I'd give him a piece of my mind if he wasn't such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hunk. I won't let him stop me, I know that Foxy leaked my location to him, but it's okay, he won't find me, I use NordVPN. My guard dogs are stood outside all day, I heard one of them yelp in pain earlier but I'm sure it was unrelated. There's been this constant breathing outside my room for the past hour, but it's surely just my imagination, I ran out of medication days ago after all. There's some disgusting liquid leaking from under the door, it's... red and smells like iron, it's surely just another hallucination. This is all worthless rambling, I love you Chica, tell me you love me back, please. Why aren't you responding? Why is there banging at my door? The door is breaking Chica. Chica please tell me now, tell me so this all ends. Chica, I l
Posted 2 August, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,103.6 hrs on record (1,807.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
pretty good game
Posted 3 January, 2018.
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