Hey Babe,
I wont say this twice so listen up... You, me, half of a pomegranate, 3/4 cup of spreadable butter, a deeply used ash tray, frozen 2, the goolog, king size dog bed inside a best western in topika kansas.

hey cutie
um just me wondering why you havent been answering my phone calls... well i just wanted you to know that I snuck into your house and stole your rolex that i got you because i wanted you to have to come over to my house to get it back. i love you and hope everything is okay with your sister.. im still sorry about breaking both her arms i really thought she was trying to get onto you now that i think about it i did overreact when i said she's a jealous ♥♥♥♥♥ using you for sex. anyways i hope we can move passed that and you can come back home cause we miss you <3 and yes we... i got four cats to keep me company while your gone.. PS i love you and miss your tight body xd