one day my father said "son dont let it slip away" when i was younger i heard him say "your wild heart will live for younger days, think of me if ever you're afraid"

Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the delicate skin that could cause bleeding, flaking, irritation, swelling, and abrasions.

The vacuum cleaner will not hesitate to be rough with your penis- prolonged suction could damage the blood vessels, as well as stretch your penis. This could lead to moving parts in the vacuum damaging it further, or even getting stuck and needing medical intervention.

Be careful where you put your penis- it is not as pleasant as it sounds on surface level.

And yes, I am speaking from experience.

I am from Pune. I did dna test and learned that I am 80 percent bengali. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn't do it. Now i have to live like this. But after i decided it is a Marwari game. I suggest people don't do dna test it's lie bcuz i'm 100 percent marathi thnx.

I have since found peace in Islam after finding myself in Istanbul after one too many drinks the night of finalising our divorce in Wisconsin. How did i end up in Istanbul when i was born and raised in Wisconsin? That is for Allah to know. I was guided there by my drunken plight.

One time I ate this taco, it was pretty good ngl but it came with HEAVY consequences. A torn anus, a volcanic fecal disaster ridden toilet and a divorce. This is how i lost my wife, kids and home. 3 years later, I am an advocate against the destruction tacos cause to the family structure and the founder of TacoNoBueno Foundation Organisation. Please sign our petition on our website to BAN tacos and pledge to #SayNoToTacos. I will not tell my story, as i am a bit shy and ashamed of what became of my marriage and family life. My wife claimed it was because I was 'Absent, a liar, serial sex addict and terrible father' but no no my friends, it was the taco, it changed me, molded me, reformed me. I was a good man but now i am broken beyond repair. Maybe it was a blessing, meant to be perhaps, the night i ate that taco.

I'm not gay or anything but words cannot express how much I want to ♥♥♥♥ Astolfo. Every time I see the color pink, I get a painful erection. I want to pound his tight ass all night and have gallons dripping from his ass♥♥♥♥♥ every morning. I wake up with ♥♥♥ in my pants from dreaming about penetrating his cute anus. I literally can't hold it any longer, I know the numbers of every single doujin of him on Nhentai. Every time a new one is released, I come just from glancing at the cover. I want to suck his adorable feminine ♥♥♥♥ and swallow his yogurt-thicc seed. I want to hear his cute moans as we rub our ♥♥♥♥ and balls together while French-kissing passionately, but yeah, I'm not gay.