Recent reviews by Ban Matta

my goal is not to win, but to create the most cursed weapon build possible in the game and kill myself with it before i can kill the enemy
10/10

Decided to skip tuorials after the first one, went straight to MP
First playthrough:
>picked engineer, mission is simple cargo delivery, nothing much (I mean what could go wrong... right?)
>noticed that I have a screwdriver in inventory
>hehe.mp3
>see that I can rewire anything in the sub
>chaos.jpg
>captain is asking why we're sinking, another engineer is running and trying to fix stuff hopelessly
>''what did you do?'', the engineer asked while the room was filling with water from all the hull breaches
>died from internal injuries

Second playthrough:
>picked security, mission is to kill the hammerhead, easy days work right? wrong...
>notice that I have a stun baton and handcuffs, decided to try them on the nearest person to me
>heheboi.jpg
>stunned one engineer, handcuffed myself by accident, had to explain to the captain that I'm dumb
>''ok just don't do it anymore, and give me the handcuffs...''
>wonder around, look at everyone trying their best to run the sub smoothly, hammerhead comes
>ohshit.jpg
>hull is breached, we are sinking, one dude crushed by pressure, other dude bled to death, me and captain left
>♥♥♥♥ it, grabbed the harpoon, put on my diving suit and head outside to face the beast
>actually did something good and killed it
>died cause I didn't know how to change air tanks on my suit, and I'm also too dumb to remove the suit off myself...
>captain is left, goes to grab the welder and try to fix stuff enough to operate the sub and lift it to the port
>misclicks on handcuffs and cuffs himself, drowning slowly

10/10 would drown again

Welcome Exile...

Playing Borderlands 2 is about four things: kicking ass, getting loot,
staying alive, and leveling up
But mostly kicking ass and doing silly missions and dying... of laughter

11/10 would kick ass again

''...It's an end to the evil, of all Skyrim's foes
Beware, beware, the Dragonborn comes...''

Well, technicaly, I did more evil than any dragon, giant, troll, or any human out there combined...
But the bards still sing the song as if I'm their saviour!
soooo hooray for me! ( and beware... )

I liked playing this game, so I decided to make a short review and share my thoughts and experiences :
+ the atmosphere is great, every part for itself is well done, both the dark metro and the outside
+ graphics are very good looking
+ story is driving you into playing more and more
+ playing style variability, from being stealthy on one level to gun 'n run chaotic on other
+ after finishing the main story, there are other ''mission levels'', which is nice

- story is relatively short ( completed it in 9h, not 100%, but still... )

Along with the first part, Metro 2033, this game is a great experience, 9/10