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🏀💛⛳💎💗🚕📗🐠🍇💚🌋👳🚘💃🐛
David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans":
* Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO
* Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE"
* Hourly motel rates
* Vast majority of Elvis movies made here
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Didn't just give up right away during World War II like some
countries we could mention
* Goatees & Van ♥♥♥♥♥ thought to be worn only by weenies
* Our well-behaved golf professionals
* Fabulous babes coast to coast
👑💙🥗🕺🍖👃🎽🏓🐊📒⚡🌋🌏🎄📘
🚙🚕👹🍆🌳😺🐠🌽🔋🏀👾📀👽🎈👔
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years