xslicendic3x
Someone
 
 
*Often waddles around like a muscly lil' meatball.*
Currently Offline
Funny Csgo Pick Up Lines
1.Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!

2.Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.

3.Girl are you a flashbang? Cuz you're stunning!

4.Want to rush my banana ?

5.Can I rush your lower tunnel?

6.If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!

7.Girl, you are my rare special item <3

8.I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.

9.Is 7355608 your number 'cause you're the bomb!

10.Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing

11.i want to spray u like i spray my negev

12.Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.

13.Is that a zeus you got in your pocket? Cuz you stunning.

14.When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3

15.Can I wallbang your double doors?

16.My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well

17.You make my karambit go bayonet.

18.You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"

19.you look factory new, but after im done, you will be well-worn

20.Are you a terrorist cuz you da bomb !

21.If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven.

22."I don't usually flash my team, but I'll do it for you."

23.Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.

24."You're a Mac-10/10"

25.Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report.

26.There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock.
;)

27."if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana? ;)

28."Can I save you from these terrorists?"

29.If you were B site, I’d rush you.

30.I like my guns how I like my girls, Factory New

31.Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?

32.Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.

33.You can peak at my long any time /\/\ Inspired:Vaxine