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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
31.8 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
你拉屎的时候不小心把屎拉到裤子里了,请你选择:
A、从最后一个蹲过的马桶重新开始拉屎,进去发现屎已经在裤子里了,这确实是你最后一个坐过的马桶
B、从最近的拉屎的时候开始,你发现你回到了两个星期前拉屎的时候
这就是龙之信条2,我写这评测的原因是我退出游戏之后他一直黑屏不能启动了,太好玩了
Posted 20 September, 2024.
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3.2 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
英伟达1660中画质30帧左右,画质糊,看什么都像屎,前期房子没得造,你他妈得到5级才能造房子,我不知道制作组是脑子哪里有问题,第二个合约就让一个手无寸铁的人杀熊,熊几下就能秒杀只有几级的你,然后死亡惩罚及其高,本来升级就慢,死了之后直接清空你的经验条,唯一值得称道的是这个游戏的服务器连接很好,我怕你们是不是把钱都扔到这上面去了,快点改吧你妈个逼,我看着你从褒贬不一跌到多半差评。
Posted 4 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
61.2 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
优化以外的还行,车子多风景好,就是我是个手残,可能赛车游戏真的不适合我
Posted 19 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
37.7 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
大搞农业,大炼钢铁,大量钓鱼,大量钻石狂暴轰入妹妹手中!
星露谷,我的人间天堂.......
Posted 9 January, 2021.
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2,342.3 hrs on record (1,053.3 hrs at review time)
你就做你那个B传说50波吧,堆怪,Bug一堆,出的又少,索尼买你真是你活爹(赞)(赞)(赞)
Posted 31 December, 2020. Last edited 4 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
40.2 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
不错的游戏

请问Flashdance hard 4k的谱子是原本就这样还是有问题,后面的格子会突然闪现出来?
Posted 10 October, 2019.
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24 people found this review helpful
51 people found this review funny
19.8 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
爷佛了
进入游戏,捏人,好,奶子,棒
在湿润处刑者之前给我的游戏体验都是不错的,靠着NPC稍微莽一莽过去了,地图设计也妹有特别复杂,看到mia加入还有一种温馨感,支持我玩下去
直到爷来到白血教堂
做这个教堂的绝对是天字一号铁孤儿,cnm,地图一层一层的,wdnm还全是白花花一片,我找个路找半年害踏马一个不小心掉下去洞里,拖都拖不回来
再说这里的这几个铁处女,爷佛了,翻滚到屁股后面拖刀360割老子屁股直接半血,不准跑酷,你跑酷直接瞬移到你的位置给你妈一刀,爷佛了
那我弹反,好,我弹反,爷冲到这女人面前,看他出什么招,以为是平A,老子预判弹反,她直接给爷消失跳过弹反一刀把爷沙了,牛逼,弹反真就随缘(我菜),那我翻滚吗,行,你翻滚,无敌帧几乎妹有,你乱滚都能打到你一下,真的牛逼
怪打你只要摸中第一下,你必定硬直,然后吃第二第三第四下直到出爆发状态才能反打,然后你没血了,然后就死了,我真的佛了
还有这个啥异鬼入侵(?)我真的不想打,你妈我一个人怎么打三个高攻击高防御辉瞬移的铁处女和一个肥婆,爷逃跑,你逃你🐎,直接瞬移沙了爷
害有这个长柄武器,爷真的看不出那里长,以为打得到永远差半米,都不知道设计武器的壬脑子是不是要装一个教主的量天尺
这个白狼狂战士各种拖刀各种缓慢,我滚也不是绕也不是,要不是有带哥带我,我估计我这辈子别想过这个逼
打击感就憋说了嗷,跟你妈塑料一样,真就纸片人对砍,佛
最后,感谢热心玩家POI带我过了大教堂前3个篝火,感谢某不知名网友带我过了白狼,没什么好说的了
还有就是设计白血教堂的NM$L,WSND.我现在在那个破碉楼饶了200圈,脚印写成一个S B都没找到路
爷真的佛
Posted 29 September, 2019. Last edited 29 September, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.9 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
玩了几个钟,总体而言就是P社几萌的一个缝合怪,什么都想要,但又什么都没有把精髓学到
家族系统基本没用,贸易作用不明显,打架战斗还是熟悉的骰子🎲大战,地图看的有点晃眼还有点卡(可能是俺电脑菜),没有历史剧本(给后续一万个DLC挖坑),还是点数风云的世界,打架的兵种看上去很多,但是来来去去就那么几个
果然在DLC出来前,只能先给李一个差评
Posted 26 April, 2019.
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6.2 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
NB
Posted 20 April, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
Wonderful game!!
I hope we can share our interesting running map on steamworkshop!
THX a lot!
Hope you can creat more and more good game!
Posted 5 January, 2019.
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