My inventory is public, you can see all of my items in their all their Gaben given glory. If you happen to be interested in my items, I have a set of rules. These are purely a list of what I will and will not do to avoid scammers and hacked accounts controlled by aforementioned scammers.

Trade Info and Rules:

- You must be willing to play a match of any TF2 gamemode with me (voicechat is optional and I have no qualms about pocketing you.) If you're here just to make a profit and you don't play the game, you can sod off and work towards a higher paygrade in one of those job things we all have to do.

- All of my items have been traded, bought off the steam market, or given to me by Gaben's RNG. I have no reason to believe any of my stuff is duped or "unclean." As such, I will not be sending my items to any third party so you can make sure they are worth their weight in bits and polygons.

- This ties in with the above rule, but I will trade with you and you alone. We hammer out a deal, one of us sends an offer with that deal, trade goes through, done. I will not send my items anywhere else so you can use a different payment method. I do not accept cash trades, if I want money for an item I'll just slap it on the market.

*One last note for scammers, don't. I am a student currently striving toward a major in cybersecurity, I spend a large chunk of time keeping updated on the latest phishing scams and malware anyways and I have a good judge of character. I know when you are trying to bullsh!t me, the smell carries through the WiFi.