hugo

the botfly

LPT - No more leaking after peeing!

There's a bend in the male urethra holding back the last few drops. There's a point between the balls and butthole where you can softly press to straighten the bend and it helps to get rid of those last few drops.

Tried it and it blew my mind. Cannot believe this isn't common knowledge

NO MORE LEAKS!!

stinks a bit tbh

this guy a freak

I was traveling through Bethlehem PA and stopped at a gas station to buy a bottle of local Lehigh Valley milk and a couple twinkies. There was this guy at the counter who was making weird faces at me and just staring off into space. I think he was high or something because he was unresponsive and kept twisting around. Then he smashed 6 out of my 10 twinkies and licked the cream off the counter. I demanded to see the manager and Hugo walked out of the back room screaming at me. He told me to get out of his store otherwise he would call the police and insisted I pay for the smashed twinkies. I tried to leave and he locked the door and point at me telling the clerk to “sick ‘em”! The clerk leaped the counter while Hugo laughed and bit me. After 3 minutes of getting savaged by Hugo’s mongrel employee he finally unlocked the door and said I “paid the toll”. I had to get rabies shot, and the milk was spoiled. DO NOT go to this gas station