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Snailman 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:44pm 
I have a math fetish. Nothing makes me hornier than calculus and statistics. This makes math class hard for me because I have to sit through the whole class with no way to relieve my urges. Instead of porn, I jerk . off to my math textbook and my parents have noticed. They wish I would just watch porn like a normal child but I can't get off without thinking about math. My girlfriend left me because I would shout mathematical formulas during sex. This came to its worst today when my calc and stats teachers were having a discussion of the calculus of the normal curve and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I just couldn't handle it. It's ruining my education and my life.
VanWartJr 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:21pm 
Oh, yeah
Alright
Somebody's Heine'
Is crowdin' my icebox
Somebody's cold one
Is givin' me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh, yeah
Alright
Feels good
Inside
Flip on the telly
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
I can't confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
To try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide away from me
That takes her further every day
So be cool
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
Dear daddy, I write you
In spite of years of silence
You've cleaned up, found Jesus
Things are good, or so I hear
This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings
Like father, stepfather
The son is drowning in the flood
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
sigmax 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:01pm 
added to trade
VanWartJr 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:19pm 
:)
EggRobo 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm 
Positive Review: He beat the rotten
EggRobo 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:00pm 
Negative Review: This guy sucks at Dark Souls 2
Snailman 9 Jan, 2021 @ 12:06pm 
A physical and mental mess of a human being that I can call a friend.
Based Monkey Gaming 8 Nov, 2020 @ 1:48pm 
what an honor
Bobby 7 Nov, 2020 @ 4:02pm 
sign by teleporter gaming
Xipe 9 Jun, 2020 @ 3:40pm 
Hello Ivan, we from the UK Society of Urology received your questions sent by e-mail, and it's our pleasure to answer them:

1) Yes, 2.5 cm is considered small. We suggest surgical procedure.

2) No, it is not common for the condom to be wide. There is no extra small size, the size is unique.

3) Although 2.5 cm while erect is characteristic of the genital condition known as 'micropenis', it is still possible for the partner to reach a climax during sexual intercourse. Hence if this does not occur, it may be caused by a the lack of competence on your part.

4) A strong desire for the same sex, can indeed signal an inclination towards homosexuality.

We are at your disposal for any further questions.
gog131 10 Nov, 2019 @ 2:28pm 
This man stole a kidney i tried to sell on ebay:steamsalty:
mike wazowski 13 Feb, 2019 @ 4:17pm 
keniiS
.Luke 9 May, 2018 @ 12:46pm 
signed by a black man