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-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Avoid reality at all costs.
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That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,
that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love
in the same way as us.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Peter: Say, what happened to the car wash thief?
Joe Swanson: Ironically, I severed his spine when I landed on him.
Peter: Looks like you got more competition at next year's special people's games, huh?
Joe Swanson: Nope, he's dead.
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Tactical? TACTICAL!?!? Hey, buddy, we went from kilotons to megatons
several minutes ago. We don't need no stinkin' tactical nukes.
(By the way, do you have change for 10 million people?) --lwall
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