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Cock inspector 1 Jan @ 10:15am 
+rep The youngest TF2 player
Leviathan 19 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09am 
Bomb Eggplant has been planted
a little gnome 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54am 
+rep, nice eggplant:Geralt:
SlightlyEggplant 9 Aug, 2022 @ 11:35am 
Haha :D
Hey Høli 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40am 
Hey, kids! Ya ready?
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
I can't hear you!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH,
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Eggplant Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he,
Eggplant Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' you wish,
Eggplant Squarepants!
Then drop drop on the deck and flop like a fish,
Eggplant Squarepants!
Eggplant Squarepants!
Eggplant Squarepants!
Eggplant Squarepants!
Egg - plant, Square - Pants!
Ah ha ha ha ah har har har!
SlightlyEggplant 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:06am 
"Oh, hi Nuclear"
blink! 5 Dec, 2019 @ 8:55am 
+rep, very little and very charming :)
SlightlyEggplant 22 Apr, 2019 @ 2:55am 
But TF2 pisses me off, Paladins never really does that :)
aQM 19 Apr, 2019 @ 11:18am 
I wana eggplant in tf2 again, i miss you! <3
grief 16 Feb, 2019 @ 11:39am 
♥♥♥♥
SlightlyEggplant 29 Jun, 2018 @ 11:18am 
eggs is paladins now, it gives happy
knut 26 Jun, 2018 @ 5:36pm 
rest in peace eggplant's time with tf2
2015 - 2017 sometime i think?
they goofed pyro and then his w key fell off and then he tried to glue back his w key and came to the conclusion that gluing it back doesn't work
about as missed as a pyro main can be
Divine 26 Oct, 2017 @ 9:04am 
The best kind of eggplant
SlightlyEggplant 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:37am 
Of course not, son!
Ally 21 Oct, 2017 @ 3:08am 
better not remove me dad
Divine 3 Oct, 2017 @ 4:09am 
Damn, that's a tough way to find out :(
SlightlyEggplant 3 Oct, 2017 @ 3:49am 
Someone deathcam:ed me and I realized I'm not that cute :[
Divine 3 Oct, 2017 @ 2:33am 
You used be a cute eggplant, what happened
urinal clogger 1976 15 Aug, 2017 @ 4:48am 
BONELESS EGGPLANT
Divine 2 Aug, 2017 @ 11:30am 
very unpredictable
SlightlyEggplant 1 Aug, 2017 @ 10:05am 
UnpredictableEggplant_2.0
knut 1 Aug, 2017 @ 9:23am 
Whouda thunk it?
SlightlyEggplant 31 Jul, 2017 @ 5:44pm 
I just re-installed TF2 :|
SlightlyEggplant 14 Jul, 2017 @ 1:26pm 
Pls, in exactly a week I'll be playing Splatoon 2, a game where taunting salty scouts don't run around with thirty medics up their butts.
knut 14 Jul, 2017 @ 12:04pm 
See you back on TF2 in a week.
FInalBossDogg20 11 Jul, 2017 @ 12:04pm 
:^)
SlightlyEggplant 11 Jul, 2017 @ 11:04am 
ye, iman artist
knut 7 Jul, 2017 @ 4:28pm 
Eggs, did you draw that prof. pic?
FInalBossDogg20 4 Jul, 2017 @ 12:51pm 
This guy should teach people how to carry casual games in tf2
... 3 Jul, 2017 @ 8:56am 
Sorry.
shimp 27 Jun, 2017 @ 8:30am 
no.
Divine 27 Jun, 2017 @ 8:25am 
uuuh... *insert swedish word*
SlightlyEggplant 27 Jun, 2017 @ 8:20am 
Naaajs!
Divine 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:48am 
si!
SlightlyEggplant 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:31am 
Nämen tjenare! Ä're fett med chirre och kola eller?
... 25 Jun, 2017 @ 5:09am 
Hej Marcus
Divine 21 Jun, 2017 @ 10:30pm 
What is hip?
SlightlyEggplant 21 Jun, 2017 @ 11:51am 
Let's smoke some wood and blow a fap! I'm hip, I'm cool!
SlightlyEggplant 21 Jun, 2017 @ 11:51am 
Wood.
Divine 21 Jun, 2017 @ 11:46am 
w33d
shimp 21 Jun, 2017 @ 11:43am 
Weed.
SlightlyEggplant 21 Jun, 2017 @ 11:42am 
kkk.


NO! WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Divine 18 Jun, 2017 @ 8:27am 
kk
shimp 18 Jun, 2017 @ 8:11am 
k
Divine 24 Apr, 2017 @ 11:15am 
Memeing IS doing stuff!
shimp 24 Apr, 2017 @ 11:14am 
pls, ur life is a meme.
SlightlyEggplant 24 Apr, 2017 @ 11:13am 
"Can you please stop meming and start doing stuff" A guy said that, and I felt hurt, srsly hurt.
shimp 19 Apr, 2017 @ 10:33am 
godt for pænus! *wink* *wink*
SlightlyEggplant 19 Apr, 2017 @ 10:32am 
Hehe
Divine 19 Apr, 2017 @ 10:19am 
"afk is good for penis" I heard that from ... a friend