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This is a fact well known even to Corporal Nobbs. It's also wrong.
There's a fifth element, and generally it's called Suprise.
(The Truth)
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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
-- Steven Wright
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Short people get rained on last.
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An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
-- Michael Korda
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It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more
doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a
new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by
the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in
those who would gain by the new ones.
-- Machiavelli
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
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