Senaste recensioner av BlueBeans

stop reading the comments and buy it, idiot

So much Paunch, i have to say this might be the best game i have ever played in my life. It has single handedly cured my depression and introduce paunch to my family and coworkers. They have pushed me out of my family and fired me from my job all i want to do is paunch. i have made paunch my life, paunch is my religion paunch is my home

not enough shork need more shork and borkos pls.

is no real with no nemo

is fake guysh shork isnt even real

pls hold me, i need shork

---DO NOT BUY---
27 euro for a 2 hour long game is not worth it, granted there are a couple decent scares but the price tag does not justify this demo length over-hyped piece of garbage

When my family collapsed into itself it was soon followed by the death of my unborn child. I thought my life was over, I walked a path of darkness and misery. I pushed my friends and family away and started abusing drugs. One night whilst I was contemplating going blissfully into the dysmal abyss, I noticed Nidhogg was on sale. I thought "what the hell, my life will shortly be over, I may as well try this out". After only 30 seconds of playing this magnificent game my life was perfect again! My family was restored as my wife came back to me and my dead child crawled out of the ground and back into my arms.
Thank you, Nidhogg.

8/10

I bought this game because i was pressured into sex

It's ok I guess

WILL NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPEN

7/10