Hey, hardly remember when we added each other, but best of luck on your transition! Have fun in EW!

I once ate an entire roll of quarters the day before attending our neighborhood summer block party just so I could fool all my friends into thinking I could ♥♥♥♥ money. They all sat around getting pretty ♥♥♥♥-faced throughout the evening, and by the time the streetlights came on I was standing butt-naked on top of a picnic table defecating coins like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They surrounded me like I was a malfunctioning slot machine, cupping their hands and catching my ass-quarters while cheering. No one seemed bothered the money was covered in my ♥♥♥♥, they had dollar signs in their eyes. My ass sprayed in every direction. The sounds of my wet farts combined with loose change hitting the ground, and the dull plop of my turds landing on the wooden picnic table filled the air. Everyone praised Jesus for the miracle, asking if I could ♥♥♥♥ them enough money to pay their mortgage or get their wife a bigger pair of tits. What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' night.

Just doin' a friend sweep.

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Post this on the walls of the cutest voiced girl you know ʕﾉ● ᴥ●ʔﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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The perfect christmas present is more signs

excuseth thou, small above-infantile organism that goes by the linnaean classification of "♥♥♥♥ sapiens", but it appears you have gone and mercilessly eliminated what is technically my brethren race known to ♥♥♥♥ sapiens as "monsters", and, by extension, the person of which i have a strong and blood-bonded relationship to. by the notionwhat is known as "karma", i shall now proceed to forcefully offer you what can universally be agreed on as a period of experience of which is generally seen as unpleasent, unwanted, and responsively merciless. i shall now proceed to decimate you with rather senseless jargon of the basketball variety.