"What's the Russian bot gonna do, call the police?"
-Fedmex
"your relationships don't work because you go for bad b**chs, not down b**chs"
-Fedmex
You're like an assimov, high value but nobody wants you
-Ni**aBojangles
I might die
-Poison gummi
You made me choke on a burrito you Fa**ot
-Conner
Sinky winky
-kat
Vikkie break out the good milk
-kcd
It's like bees in a whoopie cushion
-Rex
if you got a squooshie puuushy, you get the pushy
-Mooosie
Why are you shooting me, ♥♥♥♥ meat?
-KitKat