I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary.

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut ♥♥♥♥ up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

Fam, allow what did u say about me you tapped child? Low it mans graduated top of da class in the SAS init, and mans been on secret raid tings on Al-Quaeda allie? Fam mans got bareeee kills, like 300 or some ting. Fam mans trained in guerilla warfare n dat and mans the best sniper in the UK armed forces g. My mans butters styll, ur just a target bruv. Allow it ill shank you up with precision no one aint never seen before. Fam u think u can just chat ♥♥♥♥ to me on the internet blud? Ur tapped styll. Allow it, ur dead fam. Silly yute. Im everywhere and Ill shank u up in 700 ways, and thats just with my hands bro. Mans bare trained in unarmed combat allow. Fam mans got access to the full arsenal of the SAS and mans gonna use it to its full extent to wipe ur batty self off the face of the continent, silly yute. Fam, if u knew how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ u was gonna be after your silly comment, maybe you would have shut da ♥♥♥♥ up bro. Ur gonna drown in mans fury allow. Ur dead, silly yute.