Recent reviews by Melanoma Man

wish the game was still being actively developed

Best five dollars that I have spent on steam.Easily worth the price of admission.

This is a review based on the port of the game and not the actual gameplay. I can't recommend this game because of the bugs that plague it. It is rendered unplayable because I can't even read any of the text.

I paid something like .75 cents for this game. I overpaid for this game by exactly .75 cents.

The Ultimate in geriatric simulators. A riveting title that can't be missed.

Visceral Cleanup is a interesting (and insane) concept with poor development qualities.

Gameplay 4/10

The game tasks you as the cleanup crew after Santa goes off the deep end. (Santa is tired of increasing taxes, children wanting one of everything, and the tedium of being a jolly ole soul for over a millienia). What ensues is a bloody and eggnog fueled rampage from said jolly ole soul. The game has you cleaning up dead elves, reindeer, bottles of booze/eggnog, letters from a unfaithful Mrs. Claus and other bits of ridicliousness. Kudos goes to the game dev. for a orginial game and funny concept. Where the game falls flat is in the actual development .I can't be to hard on this because of two things,first this is a indie game that is still in development and second the price tag is only 2.50. For the amount of gameplay/achievements that you get the price tag isnt bad at all. But when the game will not let you complete said achievements because of under development it can be problematic.

Graphics 8/10

The graphics do a good job of dropping you into the jolly legends workshop. The happy, cheery enviroment is a stark contrast to the blood and gore in the game. It is a very detailed (right down to tracking bloddy footprints behind you when you step in viscera). The graphics arent the best in the world but they do get the job done.

Sound 8/10

The sound is much the same as the graphics they are very detailed. All of the sounds that you would expect to hear are present and accounted for, If you pick up a eviscerated elf you will hear the jingle of the bells attached to his shoes. This is just one example of the sound design. As a side note there is a radio that plays terrible Christmas music that...if you are anything like me...you will quickly destroy the radio.

Final Note

I can't recommend this game in its current state. The graphics,sound and gameplay all make for a interesting game. I can recommend someone to keep a eye on this game because with more time this could be a fun game.. Also the game is fun and very funny I enjoyed myself with it I just wish the gameplay was there a bit more,