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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 0.21

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 0.04

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 29.11.2017 klo 3.58

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 3.22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 25.11.2017 klo 23.36

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 3.12.2017 klo 2.15

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 2.29

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 4.36

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 10.43

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 29.11.2017 klo 3.51

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 1.12.2017 klo 14.16

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 2.12.2017 klo 4.40

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 22.12.2017 klo 15.45

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 4.4.2018 klo 12.35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 28.11.2017 klo 9.53

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 22.12.2017 klo 16.09

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 10.4.2018 klo 15.15

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 28.11.2017 klo 10.02

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 11.4.2018 klo 11.55

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 5.4.2018 klo 14.01

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 10.4.2018 klo 1.42

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 4.4.2018 klo 10.37

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 4.47

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 6.4.2018 klo 13.13

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 3.12.2017 klo 2.02

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 4.4.2018 klo 12.35

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 4.4.2018 klo 11.40

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 2.12.2017 klo 4.42

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 2.12.2017 klo 4.43

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 10.4.2018 klo 1.07

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 3.12.2017 klo 11.26

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 18.2.2020 klo 10.11

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 11.4.2018 klo 15.48

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 11.4.2018 klo 16.08

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 10.4.2018 klo 15.03

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 6.4.2018 klo 12.54

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 28.11.2017 klo 6.35

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 28.11.2017 klo 9.49

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 1.12.2017 klo 15.15

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 6.4.2018 klo 12.40

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 4.4.2018 klo 12.38

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 29.11.2017 klo 3.53

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 0.20

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 2.36

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 5.4.2018 klo 14.23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 2.09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 3.32

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 0.19

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 4.4.2018 klo 12.12

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 10.4.2018 klo 1.26

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 5.4.2018 klo 14.52

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 11.4.2018 klo 11.43

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 17.2.2020 klo 8.08

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 2.12.2017 klo 4.35

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 4.4.2018 klo 12.29

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 10.4.2018 klo 15.11

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 11.4.2018 klo 14.39

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 3.27

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 11.4.2018 klo 15.38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 10.4.2018 klo 2.12

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 22.12.2017 klo 15.55

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 9.2.2020 klo 7.21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 18.2.2020 klo 10.17

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 19.2.2020 klo 10.54

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 21.2.2020 klo 16.42

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 9.2.2020 klo 6.39

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 12.2.2020 klo 8.53

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 19.2.2020 klo 9.22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 19.2.2020 klo 10.05

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 19.2.2020 klo 13.51

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 19.2.2020 klo 10.53

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 18.2.2020 klo 10.31

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 16.2.2020 klo 5.55

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 9.2.2020 klo 6.42

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 19.2.2020 klo 9.44

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 29.11.2017 klo 4.11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 26.11.2017 klo 3.48



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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