Recent reviews by Butt-Hole McSkids

As great as this awsome game is with all of it's sarcastic humor door colour joke's it's a a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NIGHTMARE to navergate the controls are a bit toucy & is sometimes the reasion I die A LOT getting around is part of the charm but it will make you want to die after a few hours & theres a boss battle theres a few but in this one I wont spoil IT DOSENT TELL YOU U CAN JUST LEAVE & GO THE OTHER WAY NO WAY PIONT NO TEXT OR VOICE THEY KEEP RESPAWNING & I WAS THERE FOR HALF AN HOUR UNTILL I HAD A GUESS & SIMPLY WALKED LEFT FOR A BIT !!!!!!!!!

That aside lots of cute dog's vacume robots to become each with there own charm a map who is my favriot thing to kill because he yell's mappppy every time u suck him off also may be the only thing that seems to care if it die's :(cleaver pullzle solving but overalll it fell's a bit rushed for instance the chess game is only hard when u fight the boss WTF !!??
7.5/10 Robots .....that make tea cups....because...I like tea... :)

I would recomend this to all more so if you liked the hitchhikers guide to the galixe the humor's right on par with it & thatsdoor's probaly where they got the idear !?!?
Did I menchion ure a floating head ?!

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing so silly yet so smart but theres a problem with it
I NEED MORE MOORREEE MOOOOORRRRRREEEEEE PLEASE MAKE LEVELS OR DLC PLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEEE
there's an issue with the bell tower achivment not working for me other than that tiny hickup the game works 100% so so many ways to slove puzzles lots of exploring to be done put me into a massive city give me the same tools & make it so I have to escape to the country see thats how good this game is you could make any story work with it & you could tie in the construction worker job from the last game & have the city seem depressing so theres youre story when theres no words its up to us to gie it meaning

8/10 rusty VW beetles
Cheep fun simple not great but not ♥♥♥♥

IT'S A GREAT GAME FOR $3 BETTER THAT MOST FOR JUST POCKET LINT
& if you dont use a controller to play it OF COURSE IT WILL BE ♥♥♥♥ what car game wont be considering it's a arcade game the landings felll real enougth yes the car will spin out at high speeds but its a part of the challange & some of the jumps are hard but thats why theres UPGRADES so yeah stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ & earn youre pay
1.graphics (Dam good for $3)
2.game play preety dam good (airbourne controls are a bit ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but they work adding to the challange)
3.soundtrack (good you can get into it hope they add 1 or 2 more songs tho fingers crossed)

I havent played with my keyboard & dont plan to menu's a bit bare & sloppy but it is a cheep game & it is in early access
so go grab a xbox 360 controler or & Xbox 1 @Play controler there a bit cheeper but there just about as tough & just about as well made as the Xbox 1 controller its self
& it works with Xbox1
(Probaly) better that the 360 controler !!!
But hard to say

WHY IS THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME SO BROCKEN WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
For real thoe I want to play it but the old far gets stuck trying to exit the car OR I cant bye stuff that I have at the gas stations please fix this game its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUGE MESS

I PAYED $44 4 THIS ♥♥♥♥ STICK WITH XBOX AT LERAST THERE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAMES WORK STEAM IS WORST THING 2 HAPPEN IN A LOING TIME AND THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ASS GAME HAS PUSHED ME OVER THE EDAGE I CAN+T EVEN DPO A LAP WITH OUT IT CRASHING AND THATS WITH EVERTHING ON LOW ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME ♥♥♥♥ PC MOST OF ALL ♥♥♥♥ BUGBARE

I REALY want to say yes and ure releasing the final update soon this game still needs a lot of work and the killing peds mode is way to time consuming I'm sorta losing intrest fast all the other modes seem to work good and as far as the multiplayer WHAT MULTIPLAYER I'll try to give this game a 2nd chance but I'm not impressed sorry :(

fix the probvlems WRONG with the game before you add more stuff the game crashers all the time now and multitplayer spawning dosent ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work at all you gotr it wright in the last update what the ♥♥♥♥ happened