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Ok, listen admins. This is the finest, greatest, best handpicked Kim Jong Noob from across the omniverse. You will never have a better teammate than him, and let me tell you why: It's because Kim Jong Noob ACTUALLY is a big... FAT... CHEESEBURGER. Yes you heard it right, he is a giant cheeseburger from "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs". Now you might ask me; "Well hwp, how does a cheeseburger play CS" and I gotta tell you, I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue. This man is the epitome of disabled yet plays like an absolute silverbacked gorilla. 10/10 would recommend again.

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reason: -rep

-Rep after he came onto the bhop server i saw him and saw his profile and i said to myself "i wanna ♥♥♥♥ing ride his veiny huge monster penis" i added him and after weeks of csgo of chatting and i invited him to a CSGO lan party. He walked in the door, pushed me against the wall and whispered in my ear and said ♥♥♥♥ this veiny ♥♥♥♥♥ like you do your dad ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rub my nibbles muffin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ly ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥" he nibbled my ear and and choked me. Almost to the point where i could barely breath and he stroked my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and i almost passed out from pleasure. He changed my life. He now lives with me and strokes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ everyday.

he is seriously useless.