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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:57pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:15pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:26am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:26am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:59am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 11:54pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:24am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 4:17pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 11:58am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:42pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 1:17am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 4:40pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 12:16am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:49pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 6:05pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:44pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 4:40pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 9:22pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 4:40pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 12:39am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 7:26pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:30pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 6:42pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 5:51pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:38am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 5:19pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 1:04am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 1:53am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 4:40pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 2:36am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:57pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:33pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:52pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 3:30am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 11:07am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 5:17pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:22pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:58pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:44pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.