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Ofc I farted a lot before writing this review.

Tier list:
S Tier: Swarmer - fast as f*ck boy, throws hands like maschine gun fire (easiest to get Champion with) - i´ll recommend taking this as your first fighter.
A Tier: Brawler - bouncer type fighter, huge healthbar and life regeneration (easy to get Champion with)
B Tier: ...
C Tier: Counter Puncher - blocking sadly is useless in this game, it just gives you a huge disadventage (most useless ultimate skill)
D Tier: Boxer - really weak class - slow, instant out of stamina, low life. (extremely annoying to get Champion with, even on max stats a moron)

The Judge score system is brutally broken. You´ll mostly lose if you don´t KO your opponent.
If you lose a fight, you can reload the game as many times as you want until you win.

10/10 would do it again!

The psychological tools I've gained from GYM SIMULATOR will never atrophy. - Quote: Tom Platz (maybe)

No LEGPRESS? Roidrage incoming !

John Wick < Max Payne

Wegfindung wie Marcus Prinz von Anhalt auf Kokakaubonbons.
Meine 1. Freundin damals war auch so heavy wie ein X-66 Mammoth Tank!

Ich liebs <3

Suchtgefahr inklusive Frust !!!

Godlike <3