Recent reviews by Moist Loincloth

Dude. I have only a few words for this game. You should be paying us money to play this ♥♥♥♥. what the hell was this? All love, Your not fan.

This game is such a giant heap of trash I want to take my throat and create a meaningful relationship with a noose. This game is beyond terrible and beyond saving give up. THIS IS AWFUL. The dude that greeted you in the beginning was not only rude but seemed to be mentally handicapped as well he was rocking back and forth on a chair that didn't even rock which is a sign of autism sorry to say... This game had one redeeming quality and that was the music. ♥♥♥♥ was fire. Stick to making beats because Vr games are obviously not your strong suit. P.S the lady in your trailer. Not gonna lie. Was bad as hell. If you dont mind I'd love to get that love muffins numba.

Lapya, Oh lapya. How I love thou Lapya. I only have to important words for this game. "Outstanding Job". This was a very well produced game I could see the thought and the DEPTH going into this game. I really enjoyed how you guys aren't racist. And the dystopian future story line where all the minorities of the world rise up and run robots and white people underground. Insanely deep. does not give this game justice. The characters in the game (especially Ivo) spoke a million words with just a few sentences. I'm very impressed. Hopefully a "Lapya 2" will come out in the future that it would be a sin not to release a sequel. P.S my critiques are very small but maybe add a sensitivity bar to the first person setting it was fairly hard to shoot. thxxxxx again. xoxoxo, Your fan

This game. Oh my god this game. Benjamin Franklin once said "What's more valuable than gold? Diamonds, than diamonds? Virtue." and I say "than Virtue?, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015". This game exceeded my already high expectations. I am so pleased I had the opportunity to play such a game. Such a game deserves an award. No. A day to remember the blessed day this game was made. My Kudos goes out to the devs that made this game. Kudos.

The game that I have just played is not only a psychologically thrilling game but is also a very intuitive game as well. DEEP; Does not give such a game justice. Playing it does. The amount of thought that went into this game is undeniable. The basic fact of the matter is the devs for this game saw a target and hit the bulls eye. I Honestly had to think about every decision before I made it. THE FACT, That I was playing the game and felt a fight or flight response says it all. It is such an incredible game everyone should have the opportunity to play it I loved it. P.S. I loved that you hid the movie "get out" in this game even with all the detail and storytelling you put into the game you still manage to go above and beyond and add a twist that not just anyone can fathom. truly a masterpiece.