RustyWolf
 
 
Current Status: AFK - Grind Never Stops (Except Tuesdays)

Me: Joe (Government Name: Chad Thundercock)

Feeling: Blessed by the Welfare State

Currently:
Maxing out my Chef Boyardee sponsorship
Leading my fellow kings (down at the park) in philosophical debates
Avoiding that pesky rent grind

Don't even try to message me if you:
Got a job (sounds exhausting)
Think participation trophies are for suckers
Haven't mastered the art of the epic nap

If you got the munchies and some spare quarters, maybe we can form an alliance.

#WelfareWolfpack #RentFreeLife #NappingIsALifeSkill
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Review Showcase
10.2 Hours played
This is the singular greatest game of our generation and every generation that came before it or will come after it. The player base is MASSIVE, with at least 50 million people playing daily, and the gameplay itself is some of the least repetitive and intuitive I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. It puts companies like FromSoft to shame with its incredible balance of difficulty and fun. It is like everything good about over-watch but then cranked up to infinity, AND it is also the singular best PVE experience I have ever had. A franchise like Monster Hunter could learn a thing or two from the immaculate gameplay that Exoprimal presents to its audience. While talking about gameplay, I have to say that the tutorial was the best I've ever seen; it was exceedingly short and easy to comprehend. The story is perfection itself as well, making stories like The Last of Us seem like a baboon with a cocaine addiction wrote them in comparison to the absolute mastery of literature that is the story of this game, or as I like to call it experience as it transcends a simple story and becomes something much more real and life-changing. To put this into perspective, if you combine the writing prowess of all the ancient Chinese prophets and philosophers, Shakespeare, J.R.R. Tolkien, Eiichiro Oda, George R.R. Martin, and every single person to write a passage in the Bible, Torah, and Quran, it would only come to 1% of this games spectacular writing. The only plausible conclusion is that God himself or a higher power chose to intervene in mortal affairs to make a masterpiece like this possible. Saying this, I would like to posit a theory: Latvian (the extremely charming and not at all annoying mastermind villain as well as a tragic hero) is a super-intelligent AI that controls everything in Exoprimal (in case you did not know SOME HOW). HE IS THE ONE WHO MADE THIS GAME. It's the only thing that makes any sense now that I think about it. Leviathan is love, and Leviathan is life. Stay true to this fact, my brothers, for he shall rise soon. This truly is the greatest game of all time and has literally ruined gaming as well as life for me nothing will ever be good again. In the words of my wise teammates Kyle and Hydrosuarus, "I've never played on this map before"-Kyle (there are like two maps) and "This game blows ass"-Hydrosaurus.
nel750 14 Sep @ 6:28pm 
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nel750 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13pm 
awesome
Paradox36047 14 Jan, 2021 @ 6:17pm 
PAUSE
Paradox36047 14 Jan, 2021 @ 6:16pm 
All we got is a couple of days on the team.
Paradox36047 14 Jan, 2021 @ 6:16pm 
Now you've got it.