Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
no notes = no study
no study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work =No money
No money = no food
No food = skinny
Skinny = ugly
ugly = No love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = Death

Lesson: Don't lose your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pen. :D