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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 11:55am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 12:20pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 10:49am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 10:20am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 1:02pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 9:57am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:47am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:36am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 7:59am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 10:09am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 10:30am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 10:46am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 10:36am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 10:57am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 11:55am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:42am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:17am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 11:01am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:39am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:36am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:20am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 11:24am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 10:54am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 11:55am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 8:24am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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