So I’m out practicing my 🅱️oogie woogie since it’s an election year, and last time during the peaceful protests some cultured scholars tried to enlighten me by trying to set my garage on fire and shooting up my house and car. You know the look, gun belt, plate carrier, helmet, nods, A4 because barrels under 20” are for cucks.

This cop rolls up in full uniform and I’m pretty sus hoping some Karen didn’t call in some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complaint. The cop gets out and asks if he can shoot because he has qualifications tomorrow. I’m like “cool.” He takes some garbage out of his car and is setting it up on the hill and I’m thinking “is this pig seriously practicing by shooting at garbage? I yell out “hey, you can shoot at that fresh target I have on my board” because this is just getting embarrassing, and he thanks me.

He starts blasting at 10 yards and I’m seeing no hits on target. The second mag goes in and while shooting, his light flies off his gun. He fumbles to put it on and starts blasting his third mag. I see three hits on the target, and only three more on the whole board, and those three are straight through my post thusly shattering it. Im just standing there and go “mkay” And he just skittered off and was like “I have to get going” and drove off real quick.

I don’t get it, can these guys seriously qualify like this? I thought he even had an unfair advantage because the target was black, and he still barely hit it.

A Seiko 5 with a Rolex movement is a HUGE flex.

A man who runs behind a car gets exhausted and a man who runs in front of a car gets tired

This is the way. This is how the true hobby starts. You break your cheap beater and you say, “hey might as well get something higher quality” and then it spirals and you’re LIVING ON THE STREET WITH A 1992 ROLEX DATEJUST begging for food with the SWISS TIMEPIECE in your ASS so the other homeless dont STEAL IT. ITS HARD to stay warm with 14 LINKS OF OYSTERSTEEL in your RECTUM. But you keep it up there because YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.

Kikkelit on nii söpöi omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ ku niitä pitää kädessä ja ne alkaa nytkähtelemään niinku ne nenäilis sua(/ω＼) tai sit ku sellanen ponnahtaa ylös ja on niinku "owo nya? :3c" hihhih ~ penis-kun on iloinen nähdesään mut!!（＾ワ＾）ja kaikista söpöin juttu iiiikinä on ku sperma-sama tulee ulos, mut se onki tosi ujo nii pitää ahertaa tosi lujaa!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ mut sit ku penis-kun ja sperma-sama tapaa toisensa ja ne punastuu ja kaikkee iha niinku "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhihhih~penis-kun on niin ihana! (●´Д｀●)・

"I never change my underwear because I don't let ♥♥♥♥ bother me."

-Centillionaire sigma grindset

This monster roach had taken up residence in my bathroom for the last year but whenever I tried to catch him he would slip my grasp About 10 minutes ago I finally corner the bastard. I find a way to maneuver the roach into the toilet without wasting any time. But is this enough? Oh hell no I want this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to suffer. I decide I'm going to drop a load on him before I flush him, a dishonorable sendoff. So I get on the toilet and start going to work. It starts coming out and this is one solid log I had been holding on to for about half an hour. I aim by looking through my legs all is going well. Eventually it makes contact and this is when all hell breaks loose. The roach goes full rambo and climbs UP MY ♥♥♥♥ towards my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I panic and start jumping around. Mind you my log hadn't been broken yet so I'm spreading that ♥♥♥♥ all over the bathroom in the process best part? The little bastard got away. Now I'm sitting on my computer procrastinating cleaning my bathroom covered in ♥♥♥♥.

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?

I was bored and couldn’t find a game to play and i was naked. So i walked up to the PS5 and did a mini squat, stretched my foreskin till about 5cm and put it in the disc drive.

At first it started sucking the disc (♥♥♥♥ haha) for a few seconds and then it stopped briefly. I stood there and looked into my tv with great shame for those few seconds. Then the console beeped once and proceeded to suck in the bottom of my foreskin and it had torn it off. A little piece but enough to start the bleeding.

Now i’m currently in the ER getting my foreskin fixed, the culprit PS5 is still at home and i haven’t pressed charges. Never really told the doctors the truth either.

If you were exploring the buffet tomorrow you’d be wearing a Rolex.

Yes even a copy is original. It's an original copy. It a real watch. Why cry for people that don't give a damn about you? They never even give back to the county they are from. Don't think they are saints. Tiffany&co. also buy blood diamonds everything and everyone is corrupt. Better give the money to a sweatshop rather than giving it to a company that sources out everything and just put one part in the country that it states it's from. Usually it's either a bracelet, strap or the back case. I have a Lexus with a Mercedes Benz emblem. I got an ARF Rolex. I have fake brand clothes from AliExpress. I got a girlfriend with fake boobs and ass. I even have a fakeass kid who cries without being touched. Any objections? It's your problem not mine. 🤣

Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o)

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You like socializing?!?!? What are you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ socialist or something???

Mazda good Toyota bad stinky bmw soup bruh I only like mc55 matiata epic fast car 🚗vroom vroom

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♥♥♥♥♥ ass virgin lamp thermometer lean mean string bean Charlie Sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene Halloween defective spleen smokescreen James Dean putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aqua marine Eugene extra green nicotine Vaseline jellybean magazine lighting McQueen vending machine What’chu mean Ocean man by Ween head ass the ♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥♥

Exercising freedom of speech, no comment should have to be approved. What more evidence to see that socialism and/or communism are bullcrops. It is perfect slavery: Physical and mental. The equality that they preach is perfect lie. When Castro wore Rolex the rest wore rubber bands. When Castro ate caviar the rest ate and still continue to eat egg. Castro died a billionaire and the rest are in poverty. All in the name of the bullcrop of embargo and imperialist ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just to overshadow tgeir greed for money and power at the expense of their people. Trying to hide their incompetent and greed.

the act of losing consciousness permanently or ceasing to exist, aka death, is an outcome that, although not very liked, is preferable to the act of becoming a believer in social equality among all men and especially workers, aka communism. This is to highlight that even death is better than communism, therefore is an indirect and subtle way of saying that nothing is worse than being "red". Red is the color of communism, and is hence used to represent it and therefore used instead of the word communism. AKA BETTER DEAD THAN RED

I was born fat you chose to be gay so miss me with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Why get a girlfriend when you can become the girlfriend.

“Poggers, easy clap” - Winston Churchill after hearing of Hitler’s death, 1945

The Mustang Song

you put your left foot in...

you put your right foot in...

you take your left foot out...

and you slam into a crowd...

I wouldn't get caught dead in an S class, no offence Diana.

A MORE USABLE IDEA WOULD BE A PMT - TELLS YOUWHEN YOUR WIFE IS HAVING HER PERIOD. NOT EVEN JOKING EITHER. THE ROLEX WIFE MASTER

You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not get my joke? I have spent years, decades, studying comedic theory to master the craft of making people laugh. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet funny man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. R. Slash. Woosh. Good luck recovering from that.

Äkäinen musta mies kutsuu musliminaista Batmaniksi

KUOLIN FORTNITESSA JA NYT HALUAN KUOLLA OIKEASTI (EI KLIKAUS BAITAUS)

WG

Why should you always wear 2 pairs of socks while golfing?

in case you get a hole-in-one

it is a dodge ram so dodge before you get ramed lol

Hippity hoppity women are property

Yes lets just agree on that

WHA... PERKEEEEEEEEELEEEEEE

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my cam show are PAID MEMBERS ONLY so how do you know about that HUUUUUUUUUUH???

>Be me
>trying to make a meme
>Mfw i get sexually harassed
>Mfw i didn't ask for this

Ur a hacker u knew where they were exactly u ran u NEW he was there right as he revives he rubs out u looks and peaks 30 times no call outs n gets ash the n runs emedeantly were twitch was ran over n waited dude that makes u look like a HUGE XRAY HACKER

Anime is gay Hentai is the way!

Voima otti kolme voittoa viikonvaihteen neljästä harkkapelistään

Luke Skywalker has vanished.
In his absence, the sinister
FIRST ORDER has risen
from the ashes of the Empire
and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi,
has been destroyed.

With the support of the REPUBLIC,
General Leia Organa leads a brave RESISTANCE.
She is desperate to find her
brother Luke and gain his
help in restoring peace and
justice to the galaxy.

Leia has sent her most daring
pilot on a secret mission
to Jakku, where an old ally
has discovered a clue to
Luke’s whereabouts . . . .

War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate. As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor....

"There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy. Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...."

"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.

While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...."

ADHD ♥♥♥♥

the best way to win kahoot is to kashoot up the school

My belly is round, my brain has delay, you've guessed it right, I'm from NA

Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandma fingering herself in the back seat?