Cleveland: Oh Quagmire, you are what the Spanish call, "El Terrible".
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Here in my heart, I am Helen;
I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.
I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Sta"el;
I'm Salome, moon of the East.

Here in my soul I am Sappho;
Lady Hamilton am I, as well.
In me R'ecamier vies with Kitty O'Shea,
With Dido, and Eve, and poor Nell.

I'm all of the glamorous ladies
At whose beckoning history shook.
But you are a man, and see only my pan,
So I stay at home with a book.
-- Dorothy Parker
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History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
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"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
-- Lily Tomlin
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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[watching the sunset]
Lois: Oh, Peter, I love you.
Peter: [looks at watch] Uhh, about a quarter past five.
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