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Personal Achievements
 

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 7:49pm

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 10:10pm

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 9:49pm

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 1:08am

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2016 @ 12:47am

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2016 @ 12:00am

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 8:30pm

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 7:59pm

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2019 @ 11:33pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 10:19pm

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2016 @ 11:31pm

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 7:55pm

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 9:11pm

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 10:03pm

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2016 @ 1:12am

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 9:11pm

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2016 @ 11:39pm

Rockin'

Learned a password.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 8:00pm

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2016 @ 11:21pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 11:09pm

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 11:08pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 5:12pm

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 5:31pm

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 5:49pm

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 11:26pm

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2019 @ 10:53pm

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 9:19pm

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2016 @ 1:12am

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2016 @ 1:33am

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 2:04pm

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 11:26pm

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 11:26pm

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2016 @ 12:31am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 11:28pm

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2016 @ 12:39am

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 5:53pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 2:12pm

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 11:43pm

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 2:13pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 2:14pm

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2016 @ 1:39am



Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.