Η πρόοδος επιτευγμάτων του ValMi :3 στο POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Μαρ 2015, 7:30

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Μαρ 2015, 12:06

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 20 Μαρ 2017, 4:05

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 23 Μαρ 2017, 4:54

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Ιουν 2015, 7:33

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 18 Μαρ 2017, 4:54

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Μαρ 2017, 8:45

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Μαρ 2017, 14:25

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Μαρ 2015, 12:36

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 2:40

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 20 Μαρ 2017, 12:01

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 20 Μαρ 2017, 4:18

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Μαρ 2015, 12:44

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Δεκ 2019, 3:21

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 17 Ιουν 2015, 4:40

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 26 Νοε 2017, 10:02

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 3:07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Μαρ 2017, 12:44

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 8:05

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 10 Μαϊ 2015, 12:24

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 17 Ιουν 2015, 4:27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Δεκ 2019, 3:30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Μαρ 2017, 13:08

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Μαρ 2015, 12:42

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 2:25

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 2:21

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 2:21

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 2:43

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 2:43

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Μαρ 2017, 8:39

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Μαρ 2015, 12:57

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 3:04

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Μαρ 2017, 8:47

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Δεκ 2019, 2:30

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Μαρ 2015, 6:58

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 6 Μαρ 2015, 7:21

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 20 Μαρ 2017, 4:10

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 7:30

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 20 Μαρ 2017, 12:41

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Μαρ 2015, 12:27

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 21 Μαρ 2017, 9:04

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 20 Δεκ 2019, 13:58

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 3:49

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 20 Δεκ 2019, 14:01

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 26 Νοε 2017, 10:20

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 2:25

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Απρ 2015, 11:04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 2:43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Δεκ 2019, 3:34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 20 Μαρ 2017, 3:57

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

19 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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