READ THIS:

Tell me why you're adding me (in the comments on my profile) before sending a friendship request.

I will ignore all not-accounted for invites and, depending on the mood, I might block you just for the hell of it.

DO NOT ADD ME if we've never spoken, I will NOT appreciate you wasting my time.

NO LINKS. EVER! - Dear stranger, posting any link on my profile will get you reported as a phisher and blocked.
And no, I won't click on it to make sure what it is. I'll just delete it, block and report you.

Ecto gammat!